Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Not So Mixed, Mixed Nuts

Ok so we had this can of mixed nuts... they actually apparently need to inform us that there is "less then 50% peanuts!". Well it's true there is less then 50& peanuts!! There's a WHOPPING 49.99% of them!

Look don't get me wrong, I love my peanuts... but come on it's MIXED nuts how is 49.99% peanuts MIXED??? This baffles me! It's like, here have a can of peanuts with a side of 'insert all other nuts'. Can't they like, make it in more equal portions? I can never find a can of mixed nuts that's actually 'mixed'. I declair Nutism!! Those nutists are trying to force their peanut propaganda on us!

But seriously, how about some "less then 10% peanuts!", or "absolutely no peanuts guaranteed!"

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